This Book is Not Good for You

Pseudonymous Bosch

Pseudonymous Bosch is a pseudonym, or as he would prefer to call it (because he is very pretentious), a nom de plume. Unfortunately, for reasons he cannot disclose, but which should be obvious to anyone foolhardy enough to read this book, he cannot tell you his real name. But he admits to a deep-seated fear of mayonnaise.

Visit www.thenameofthiswebsiteissecret.com to find out more.

Press & Blog Reviews

What child could resist it? A deliciously dark and chocolatey book full of big chunks of crazy humour and a cast of mouth-watering characters..."This Book is Not Good for You" is actually very good for you...the teasing, topsy-turvy world created by the scrumptious Mr Bosch is guaranteed to have you laughing all the way to the next instalment.
Lancashire Evening Post

With an evil dessert chef, a secret jungle lair inhabited by cocoa-crazed monkeys, and the most dangerous chocolate ever created, one thing’s for sure – they’ve certainly got their work cut out for them!
National Geographic Kids

There is no doubting the educational interest of much of this material, while the context should engage the reader with its air of complicity in eating chocolate as much as in unravelling The Secret. In character terms, the children’s backgrounds are described in a graphic, even hyperbolic, way, yet still demonstrate real problems faced by young people… overall this is an entertaining, enlightening and enhancing read which should appeal to a wide age-range.
Books for Keeps

Reader Reviews

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IT'S It'S pErfeCtly safe, and fRantic for morE Totally cool reads!
IT'S It'S pErfeCtly safe, and fRantic for morE Totally cool reads! It's only the safest read!
DOra NaTaREADaTHIS, 14th February 2010

the name of this book is secret
As soon as I had read the first page I was hooked, I couldn't put it down. It is a real mystery. Exciting and somehow scary. I loved it. I definitely recommend this book.
Charlotte kail, 30th January 2010

Extras

• Follow Pseudonymous Bosch on Twitter
• Join the adventure - if you dare!
  Join the adventure and listen to a secret message from Pseudonymous Bosch.
• Keep the secret...
  We strongly advise that you do NOT visit this website! There is nothing to see there. And whatever you do, DO NOT enter a password, especially not 'DARKNESS'.
• 'Like' Pseudonymous Bosch on Facebook
  If you are 13 or older, you might be able to find out more about Pseudonymous Bosch (if that really is his name) on Facebook.
• Read an interview with the reclusive author Pseudonymous Bosch at Love Reading 4 Kids
• The Name of This Website is SECRET
  You will find nothing of interest on this website, only misleading information about the writer who goes by that ridiculous pseudonym, Pseudonymous Bosch.